QUOTES

• Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. --Anonymous
  
• Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. --Paula Poundstone
  
• What is freedom of expression? Without the freedom to offend, it ceases to exist. --Salmon Rushdie
  
• I'm free of hypochondria although I've got everything else. --Keith Richards
  
• I never panic when I get lost. I just change where it is I want to go. --Rita Rudner
  
• If I don't ask "Why me?" after my victories, I cannot ask "Why me?" after my setbacks and disasters. --Arthur Ashe
  
• Winning may not be everything but losing has little to recommend it. --Senator Dianne Feinstein
  
• No snowflake in an Avalanche ever feels responsible. --Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
• Have you ever noticed that when people use the expression "I have to say", what follows usually needn't be said? --Richard Russo
  
• If you think you have it tough, read history books then. --Bill Maher
  
• A superior pilot uses his superior judgement to avoid situations that require the use of his superior skill. --Aviation Proverb
  
• Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. --Cathy Ladman
  
• Put yourself in their shoes before you decide on the best way to take their shirts. --David Sklansky
  
• The first rule of holes: When you're in one, stop digging. --Molly Ivins
  
• If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There's always time to be humble later, once you've been proven horrendously, irrevocably wrong. --Kinky Friedman
  
• The test of a book's quality is not if it reflects my life, but if it reflect yours. --E.L. Doctorow